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Dinosaur and Space Promotions
Fossils, Replica and Marketing Promotions |
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"Hey Dinoman do Reindeer Fly?"We at Dinostar are constantly asked if the fossil record contains a species of flying reindeer. While it is hard to determine if some fossils were capable of flight we have formed the following Hypothesis. Since we are logical people we have concluded that reindeer don't fly. Angels do, therefore, the only logical explanation is we have 8 angels taking reindeer form and transporting "St. Nick" around the world. Also since Angels are not bound but the earthly concerns of time and space this alleviates any need for discussion on the space time continuum and explains once and for all how Santa can do the whole world in one night. This has been another original concept by Mark Smalley. You are not permitted to think this thought without the express written consent of Mark Smalley. To obtain written permission simply log on to www.dinostar.com and buy something. It's as easy as that. Your sales receipt will serve as proof you have permission. So get a couple of your friends to do likewise and marvel at the conversations you can have on this topic. Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! -Mark |
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